petition to make young adult authors stop writing about girls whose lives change when they meet a boy
or the ones whose lives end shortly thereafter to teach a boy a tragically beautiful lesson about life
Wow, you kids need to read more then.
Hold on, I gotta publish this, then edit the response because tumblr is being a douche bag.
Sponges aren’t made to dry items. Sponges are used to clean items, like when you wash the dishes, you don’t start with a dry sponge. You use a wet sponge. A dry sponge would be counterproductive. Towels, on the other hand, are used dry to dry off wet things, such as your legs or hair when you get out of the shower. Therefore, as the towel gets more and more wet, you become more and more dry. The towel is getting wetter as it dries you off. A sponge is already wet, it just makes wet objects more wet. (But not clean, sponges are a cesspool of germs and bacteria, use a dishcloth and toss it in the washing machine when you’re done.)
real friendship is sending them a link to something terrible so you can both be traumatized at the same time
if i ever had a ghost problem, i’m gonna first make a circle out of glue
and then sprinkle salt onto the glue
HAHAH GHOSTS TRY AND BLOW THE SALT AWAY NOW YOU TURDS
this is the most intelligent post i have ever seen
if this gets to 30k notes and they don’t try this on supernatural, i’m gonna cry
aw come on you’re going to cry anyway i mean supernatural
ffs 1d fans, they’re musical GUESTS. they do like one sketch, get over it. They have performances to prep for.